More of It, Hopefully Not Morbidly

I was a nomad as a younger being, first when my family moved every few years for my father's work, but then later on my own. I went where life led me and would have to think hard to remember how many times I've driven across the country. There's no way I could recall how many times I've flown. But that rootless lifestyle allowed me many experiences, meeting people, seeing things, just experiencing. Like anything else, it had its upsides and its downsides. One becomes adaptable, which can be very good. A certain elasticity in perspective and in the way one chooses to be seldom hurts.

But today I recall a visit to my grandmother as I was relocating from California to New Hampshire. She was in Texas then and I hadn't seen her in a long time. We'd actually begun corresponding and she wrote great letters. I got to see sides of her I hadn't known as a boy and she wasn't ginger in her words.

At that point I'd been a musician professionally for a few years, having dropped out of college to go to music school. To the chagrin of many, I never graduated there either simply because I'd opted not to take any of my tests. I bring this up because she was the first member of my family who asked me to perform. My parents and my brother had heard me practice for years (sorry, guys!) but none of them had heard me in a band or asked me to play a song. She set out some snacks while I hauled in my amp and ran through my warm-ups. It's something I'll never forget.

What was unique about that visit, though, was a conversation we had over dinner. This was in the early 90's, nearly 20 years after her husband had died. I didn't -- and don't -- have many memories of my grandfather but have been told a lot about him. I remember his height, his eyes and his smile, but I don't remember his voice or anything in particular he said. She, in the years since, had never been with anyone else as far as I knew. Curiosity got the better of me and I asked her about it.

"Oh, I've been out with a couple of men but I'm still in love with Mac. Never stopped. And I talk to him all the time."

"Really?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Of course. Just because he's dead doesn't change that."

It's been almost 25 years since that exchange and it continues to resonate. I'm sharing this now because my uncle, one of the few members of my small family, died yesterday. The brain cancer was inoperable but it was complications of pneumonia that did him in. Even so, the suddenness of it took me off guard. I was hoping to visit this summer.

Rory was a bigger than life character, an Irishman who'd played rugby professionally and had one of the quickest wits I've ever known. After the cancer was pulled out of his skull the first time, there was a shift in his perspective (of course) and he went from a wisecracking scoundrel to a positive and concerned individual. Always a great storyteller. An ineffably sweet soul.

As the news hit me yesterday I thought about how long it's been since we'd seen one another. Through a bizarre set of circumstances I'd missed his wedding to my aunt, even though my family had flown cross country to be there for it and I was slated to read at the ceremony. While I still wince at this and it still stings that I wasn't there for one of the biggest days in their life, he never once mentioned it. And he loved to tease. Lovingly. Always lovingly, but he adored teasing. Of all the members of my family, both by blood and marriage, he knew more about my nature than most. And he was the first to defend me when people spoke ill of me.

So am I sad? I'm gutted. Leveled. My first thoughts after the news were all the things I wouldn't be able to say or hear anymore. I thought, like an ass, of myself. It's human, I know, but it's ridiculous. Has his impact on my life been diminished? Have his words been taken from me? Are all those stories gone?

No. Absolutely not. He is still larger than life. In fact, now that he's slipped its bonds he's truly larger than life. I feel like crying but I'm smiling as I can hear his cadence and that little pause while he waited for me to catch up with what he'd just said, seeing if I would laugh and pushing on before I had the chance. This was a man who believed life was for enjoying and that we're all here to learn and support one another, someone for whom family was probably more precious than anything. He was a spectacular friend and a cherished husband.

As I sit before this screen, the early stages of grief creeping over me, I recall my grandmother's words and those of the poet Henry Scott-Holland. Rather than blather further I'll simply leave you with someone else's eloquence.

Love the ones in your life, even when life leaves them.

Overdue. And Grudgingly.

The hope was to drop the kind of piece that you read with a wry smile, the kind that makes you feel smarter and that you might reference casually in a conversation with cool people you've just met. Alack, to quote Jeff Altman, I'm blank as a fart. So instead I'll deal with some of those things I've mentioned previously. Thus I blather on weird, normal and the horror of the conditional tense.

I've been called weird longer than I can remember. Maybe it's the same for you. But I've never seen this as an insult or even as an observation. It's always struck me as the clarion call of someone who clings to one of the more odd words in this language: normal.

I've never understood normal. It's never made sense to me. Someone once told me it has a place in the world of statistics, but I was also told that there are three kinds of lies -- white lies, black lies and statistics.

From the time we're tiny we're told about our uniqueness, that it's what will lead us to success and maybe even happiness if we can embrace it. We're called special and those qualities which do not conform to statistical norms are often praised.

But I think for most of us, we're pummeled and browbeaten with 'normalcy' almost as long. So what the hell is it?

Most people who use the word tend to fling 'weird' as a weapon. It's a quick way to point out, "You're different from me and that makes me uncomfortable." But I think this is odd. This may be one of those times that my cockeyed upbringing and vagabond life allows me an alternative viewpoint which may -- or may not -- serve to illuminate.

Our house was a wild place when I was growing up. My folks are from different races, countries and cultures. Dad's a cowboy with roots in Scotland and Texas who spent time in the navy and has been a corporate titan for most of his adult life, a man who has denied himself little in terms of experience or adventure. Mom's an elegant yogi and gourmet cook who grew up in India under British rule but left her homeland to work in American magazines before she was out of her teens, by which time she's already graduated university. They are both brilliant in very different ways. And our home played host to the most incredible cross-section of humanity.

No one was ever called weird. This was our normal.

We lived on the East and West Coasts, in the Midwest and in the South. My brother and I attended public schools and private schools. We made friends and dated. We spent a lot of time alone. We were taught to pursue whatever we believed in as long as it was sincere and not something done for some frivolous reason. Whether we were into photography, cars, film, collecting comics, roleplaying games or what have you, it was all fine. Curiosity was encouraged as was tolerance. The word hate was frowned upon as was any kind of condescension. Learning was important to my parents, but understanding was paramount. Dad taught us practicality and logic. Mom never let us forget that the arts show us all humans aspire to be.

Consequently we were culture shock for many, just as we encountered culture shock in many of the places we moved. British raised Mom had a hard time assimilating into 70's Southern California. Moving to Kentucky from Connecticut when I was a teen provided me with a lot of challenges, but my younger brother embraced it.

You live and you learn. Very few of us can predict what our path will be, and that unexpectedness gives us the chance to be more than we are. We can grow and change. Wisdom may actually occur.

But then again, how many of us are weirdos?

I have marveled at the things I've been called and about the assumptions people have made of me. Hearing "Sand nigger!" screamed at me and a half full bottle of beer hurled along with it during the height of Operation Desert Storm/Desert Shield while walking back to work from lunch in Westwood was surreal. Being told that people thought I was a cult leader and a male prostitute were nothing I could have imagined. Having people spit on me when I was a boy because I looked different or because of who my parents were was baffling.

But I'm weird.

So maybe what I consider normal is weird to some. To many? Weird to me is intolerance and closed-mindedness. The exclusionary is not what I want to be normal. People who believe hate resolves anything, that hate is 'normal', scare me.

Don't worry, I'm not going to resolve anything or draw any conclusions. But I am going to meander over to another pet peeve of mine. Yes, the conditional tense. Would, could, should, supposed to... EVIL!!!!

The conditional tense is wonderful for teaching ethics. Knowing what you should and shouldn't do is important in a world where bipeds must interact with one another. The problem is the real world where things are done or not done. What could have been done is moot. Someone knowing better means nothing.

I don't know about you but I can't count in the course of a day how many people moan about things in this nebulous abstract realm. Is there actually any point in talking about hypotheticals in one's day to day? If you're alone and balancing options to make a plan, maybe. Sitting with friends and analyzing a political speech or the choice of an athlete, though? Mm-mmm. Nope. Making a joke? Totally. Killing time and filling the air with meaningless words? No thanks.

It's easy to look back at something that happened and wonder about a different course, another decision. But you know what? It already happened. If you're thinking about what you might do next time, cool. File it away in your cerebral rolodex and speak of it no more.

I realize these are idiosyncrasies and neuroses, that most people don't get hung up on adjectives and verbial forms. But you're reading this which means you accept I'm a nut bag and you're reading anyway. Thank you for humoring me. Rant done.

For now.